Right, I’m going on holiday for three weeks so I probably won’t be updating my blog of insightful and well reasoned comments.
Considering that it’s only myself and FC that read the entries , a few weeks absence really is no big deal. That fat bastard will have to find something else to do whilst pretending to be at work, like annoying all his mates with crap text jokes about Leslie Ash for example.
Mandy: Al, you’ve got a message.
Alan: Who’s it from?
Mandy: Fat Colin, shall I delete it straightaway without reading it like you always do.
Alan: yeah go on… Fat bastard.