Alan Coleman
This is my personal website and blog. A space where I bang on about ideas and experiences.
Try as I might, I rarely succeed in sitting sit on the fence. But who cares? The middle ground is boring, it's smug and doesn't read very well.
Monthly Archives: September 2004
Jonathon Ross isn’t funny
Jonathon Ross. The Noel Gallagher interview was embarrassing even by southern standards. Avocado salad? Give the licence payers valuable money to the genius that is Ray Mears.
Gary’s bullshit #2: The sword and the walking stick
“Alan. Look, you see that bloke over there?” “Which one?” “Skinhead, full length leather jacket, glasses, walking stick, and a heavy limp.” “Oh right, what about him?” “Well, you see his walking stick? It’s actually a sword.” “Fuck off Dicker! … Continue reading
Gary’s bullshit #1: Double heavyweight boxing
“Of course you know that there’s one weight heavier than heavyweight in boxing”. Gary spoke with such adult like authority that I had no choice but to believe him. “It’s called the Double heavyweight division. The thing is there’s only … Continue reading
A freebie for CND
I heard on the news this morning that Red Ken is allowing CND to use a building in London, I don’t know which one, for a meeting without having to front the usual £20k. He’s faced the usual criticism from … Continue reading
The old Wembley was crap
The new Wembley stadium already looks awesome with its imposing arch that will eventually hold up the stands. It will be the biggest football stadium in the world and once completed will surely be the pride of the nation, personally … Continue reading
