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Question time in Miami

Thursday, 28 October 2004

I’m watching Question time which this evening is being broadcast from Miami in The United States. It doesn’t work quite so well there as the Audience can’t grasp the concept of one person talking at a time, which is a shame because it’s turned into a barroom shouting match.

It’s a shame to hear the progressive ideals of Micheal Moore, a decent and genuine man, barracked and shouted down by the uncompromising righteous audience. I was really looking forward to seeing a more open minded side of the US that I’m sure exists, the kind exhibited by all the Americans I’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting or working with.

Embarrassing that the panellist representing Great Britain is the bumptious prick Richard Littlejohn, lumpen columnist for the racist shit rag, The Sun. To think that there are Americans that will judge our entire nation by the views of this man is frightening to say the least.

Next week Question time is from Lambeth in London, I might see if I can go.

Filed under: Newspapers,Television — admin @ 9:39 pm

John Peel. 1939 – 2004

Wednesday, 27 October 2004

There are some voices that have always been a part of our lives, we have grown up with them and they are part of the mental furniture, quite literally like a member of the family.

When a colleague stared at her monitor in disbelief and announced that John Peel had died, we knew that one of those familiar sounds of comfort was no longer with us. That voice that I would occasionally hear on the kitchen radio in the seventies, as mum would retune it with cake mixture all over her hands. Or in Dads yellow Cortina (plastic seats) when he swapped An Eagles cassette for Wings.

Things were pretty much the same in the eighties when I was listening Country & Western on Radio 2, and working my way through the old mans vinyl collection. All those evenings sat in the green armchair with the massive white earphones on, it would have been so easy to switch over to the Radio 1 and explore some other music. I have regrets about that now, as at that time I was conscious that something inspirational was missing from my life. Maybe I would have heard John Peel and got into The Smiths or The Mary Chain when they were releasing singles, rather than ten years later courtesy of magazine compilations.

I’d like to write loads of really informative stuff about the Genres of music that John spent most of his life championing, but there’s no point because I don’t know enough and beside that it’ll be done a lot better in todays papers. One of the main attractions for me was the eclectic one off nature of his music, once a song was heard unless you wrote it down and got hold of a copy it was unlikely that you’d ever hear it again. I brought albums by bands like The Fall, Half man half biscuit, The Joy Division and Napalm Death simply because I heard tracks on his show.

You could be sure that you were listening to cutting edge Drum and Bass or Death metal, or the finest vintage Rock and Roll at the wrong speed. In that respect he has made our lives a more interesting and exiting place to be. I liked the down to earth chat he’d have with Andy Kershaw when handing over the shows late in the evening, and it was that basic unassuming humility that we all connected with and which contrasted greatly against the self obsessed egomania of his contemporaries.

Last night, Johns beloved Liverpool played Millwall in the league cup at the Den in South East London. Yesterday the home fans used the Internet to arrange for Teenage kicks, Johns all time favourite track, to be played on the PA before the game. It stands as a testimony to his pervasive personality that it’s not just tedious Radio 1 executives, but also the likes of ‘Nobody likes us’ Millwall that are organising tributes on his behalf.

John Peel will be missed by us all.

Filed under: Music,Romance — admin @ 9:41 pm

Chiswick horror in early hours

Wednesday, 20 October 2004

“CHISWICK HORROR IN EARLY HOURS”

The urgent headline on this evening’s Evening Standard screams the “Shocking” news that a man has been stabbed in Chiswick. Any death under these circumstances is deeply saddening, especially so when the victim is the innocent party at home in what is believed to be a safe environment.

However what is quite telling here is that the main theme of the story focuses on the location of the crime rather than the real tragedy, that someone’s dad has being murdered.

“Traditional middle class Chiswick”, “A favourite with the well heeled”, home to TV stars and the new breed of media villagers, no less.

I get the feeling that the wrong questions are being asked. How could this happen here of all places? Is nowhere sacred?. This is this the point where the crime we read about in the papers suddenly becomes out of control. Just round the corner from the greengrocer that supplies Downing St and a handful of top delicatessens.

Almost unthinkable.

The press ignores crimes like these in South and East London, it’s only when they come knocking at the doors of the rich and celebrated that the tabloid hysteria machine makes us take notice.

Sad also that the Evening Standard choose to show a picture of local resident Timothy Dalton alongside a detailed map of the wealthy suburb, rather than the victim. Whose name was Robert Symons.

Filed under: London,Newspapers,Society — admin @ 9:46 pm

Ugg boots and Melton Mowbray

Monday, 18 October 2004

As Mandy was looking for a new watch I was aware that Oasis in Covent Garden smelt of farts, it was then that I saw someone buying what can only be described as utterly ridiculous footwear.

Enter the Ugg boots.

If you were doing a GCSE in Fashion & Footwear Design and you had the Easter term and £6.50 for materials to create an item of clothing, it is likely that the outcome would resemble the Ugg boot. Remember the Pixie boots in the eighties? Again, bloody ridiculous! However women always seem to carry the fashion thing off, irrespective of the practicality or price or whatever.

I used to know this bloke called Hughes from Melton Mowbray who was into Bros when that whole thing was going off in the late 80s. At 16 I considered myself, and those around me, to be young men. I at least expected us all to try and behave as such what with it being the Army and everything.

Imagine my shock when in the communal showers during the first week some ginger haired bloke from the midlands started singing “I-owe-you-othing – Oh err!”.
There he was, covered in foaming Insignia prancing about like something off Stars in their Eyes.

Actually quite embarrassing.

The first time I clocked him in civilian clothes finished it off, he was wearing those enormous chunky polished shoes made famous by Lisa Stansfield, and on each shoe was attached two Grolsh bottle tops that would chink together like shackles as he walked along, ridiculous.

Filed under: Music,Style — admin @ 9:50 pm

Treena and Tina

Saturday, 16 October 2004

We had lunch at an Italian place in Covent Garden today and the Whitebait has been repeating on me all afternoon, it was nice the first time around, now it just smells of Kattomeat.

Out of the blue I met Treena and Tina, two friends from school who where with a Hen night on the table opposite, we were all part of the same group that used to hang around together.

It’s always nice to meet people from the past and not have to pretend that it’s good to see them, a quick look at Friends Reunited throws a multitude of names to be avoided at all costs (me being one of them). Anyway, it’s strange to think that we’re twice the age now than when we used to be at school together. I mentioned to Mandy that they still looked like the same people that they were in the late 80s, at which point she reminded me that, “They still are the same people, you dick”.

And there you have it.

Filed under: London,Romance — admin @ 9:53 pm
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