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Sport can save us from ourselves

Thursday, 6 November 2008

This is a fantastic picture, and one of my favourite images of the last few years. Even if you’ve been living in Mongolia since the turn of the century and don’t recognise them, they look like the sort of people you’d like know, right?
Calzaghe, Pendleton and Hamilton
Look at Joe Calzaghe, with his humble stance and cool as thumbs up. When he answered his critics by teaching Jeff Lacy how to box in Mach 2006 I honestly thought that it was a defining point in my life. Still unbeaten after 45 fights, he is quite literally, a great bloke. Victoria Pendleton’s shy smile hides a personality that ignored her coach when he insisted that she was too small for track cycling. She went on to dominate her sport as the undisputed champion of the world with far too many titles and gold medals to list here. Lewis Hamilton’s friendly hands in pockets confidence is the epitome of cool. He ignored the racist slurs and backstabbing that accompany his chosen sport to rise as a true champion in unbelievable style.

I have no doubt whatever that any one of the above would stop and help you in the street if need be.

As a simple picture, it’s the embodiment of personal achievement, good nature and everything that is great about our country. Stuff The Daily Mail, the Royal family, the BNP and waving plastic flags at Last night of the proms. These people are what Great Britain is all about.

Filed under: Great Britain, Romace, Society, Sport, Style, Uncategorized — admin @ 10:06 pm

Play Up Pompey!

Monday, 26 May 2008

FA Cup Final, Saturday 17th May 2008. Portsmouth Vs Cardiff.

The day starts with a journey down to Portsmouth on the South West Trains’ superb service out of Waterloo. Great station, quiet new trains with spacious carriages, £30 return. You can’t argue with that. People who moan about trains in this country usually listen to bands like Coldplay, drink Magners Cider and pretend they like Jeremy Clarkson. Go away.

The Final itself coincided with Ian’s Stag night, which was handy for getting refused entry to most pubs in Southsea, “Nothing personal guys, but no groups of blokes”. What do you expect? It’s the FA Cup Final, not fucking Valentines Day. You can stuff it anyway, who needs student pubs with stab vests, chalk boards and fake sawdust? Not when some of the finest pubs in Portsmouth are open for anyone, The 5th Hants Volunteer, The Devonshire Arms, proper boozers with Vinyl padding and dog hair. Pints in pint glasses and a dartboard without the irony. Urban pubs for industry, a dying and underrated breed.

A proper football club in a proper city. Women wearing football tops out drinking with their blokes. Humour, cigarettes, the buzz of victory and self respect. Great stuff, great day.

Filed under: Football, Great Britain, Romace, Society, Sport — admin @ 12:04 pm

Herosim is easy to deal with

Friday, 29 February 2008

I was reading a list of names yesterday, members of the armed forces who have died whilst serving in Afghanistan. Each one of them leaves behind a lengthy and complex network of friends, family and loved ones who will spend the rest of their lives thinking about them. With each death, the years of history, work, conversation and decency seems to be lost forever without any but the closest people remembering it. All those ideas and thoughts that people spend their lives shaping get chopped in half without ever being explained or answered.

The platitudes from the Commanding Officer and politicians are the official line of closure before moving on to other business. As such, I find it difficult to reconcile Sgt Dave Wilkinson’s life of memories, fun and hope, to five minutes work at Whitehall. Holidays on the beach, Match of The Day and warming his wife’s side of the bed whilst she’s brushing her teeth, all summed up neatly by graduate with a thesaurus.

Also, I find the idea of celebrity men in London suits conferring gratitude and respect on the dead a little difficult to stomach. It’s as if somehow an acknowledgement of heroism demonstrates a humble and thoughtful persona, freeing the salesmen of guilt and deferring the responsibility back to the client. The harder the Army work, the more heroes we’ll have on our hands, which in turn means less space on the front page for greed and incompetence. So many winners and they’re not stupid either.

In a political sense gallantry is too easy to deal with, so much easier to explain than selfishness and celebrity. And nobody answers back too, that’s the best bit.

Filed under: Great Britain, London, Peace, Politics, Romace, Society — admin @ 4:44 pm

Arab Strap, 100 Club. London

Friday, 24 February 2006

I listened to Philiphobia for a year or so when it came out about 10 years ago. Aidan Moffat’s morose interpretation of an explicitly drunken existence sat perfectly with everything I thought I aspired to at the time. Any comparison between the music of Arab Strap and my own life was, and still is, utterly ridiculous. Although we must retain some hope, don’t you think?

Ten years on and with the new album, The Last Romance, Aidan Moffat is still living his humorously normal life of darkness and despair. In Chat In Amsterdam, Winter 2003, there is an awareness to the self destruction that resonates with anyone that can at least identify with him:

“If I’m having so much fun how come I’m crying every Mondayâ€?

“24 months of bargain pills and cheeky lines and stolen beers�

Great! Combine this with the musical talent of Malcolm Middleton and you have a great record. The Last Romance is what happens when brilliant people don’t move to London and have Children, it’s a collection of songs that haven’t been written for the sake of it, or simply because that’s what someone does. It is a great record. Now if I don’t leave it there I’ll confirm Mandy’s accusations of being a, ‘Complete arse licker’.

So on to the 100 Club, a place of legend and myth, most of which is almost definitely bullshit. It is what Victor Lewis-Smith would describe as a Tardis venue, small on the outside but big enough inside to accommodate the 150,000 people that claim to have seen The Pistols at, ‘That famous gig’.

My cynicism turned out to be surplus as the 100 Club came up trumps on the venue front. Straight out of the Seventies it has the vibe of a slightly downmarket Gentleman’s club, a bit like the Winchester Club in Minder, only bigger and without George Cole. The bar staff don’t wear matching Polo shirts and thankfully, don’t act like arrogant students that need plugging into the mains to wake them from the dead. They also serve Flowers IPA on draught, almost unheard of for a music venue in London, or anywhere come to think of it.

Arab Strap play most of the new album and plenty of stuff I’ve never heard before. Aidan swigs Stella continuously and swaps uncomfortable looks with his partner, this adds to the their edgy and at times brilliant atmosphere. Dream Sequence sounds as huge and as enjoyable as I expected it to, a moment when the band function as a whole and literally start running way with it all. I can’t help but imagine Moffat narrating my own life as I envisage myself on the way to work:

“I stand on the tube and smell the breath of the man next to me, a woman places her Starbucks cup on the floor and I want to vomit on the back of her head�.

Jonsey mentioned that they covered a Bonnie Tyler track during the encore, by which time the IPA and Stella had done its job.

Filed under: London, Music, Romace — admin @ 12:13 pm

If This Is a Man The Truce, Primo Levi

Saturday, 17 September 2005

I came to this book with ‘Arbeit macht frei’ ringing in my ears from a recent TV documentary, as it happens within a few pages the ironwork sign that is ‘Work makes freedom’ rears its ugly head with a morbid predictability.

The unknown is probably the most terrifying aspect of this book, the idea of not knowing where or when or what anything carries with it deep undertones that resonate against the basic instincts of humanity. This is furthered by the knowledge of history that allows the reader a terrifying insight into Levi’s destiny, the level of human naivety is explained in often bizarre but completely understandable circumstances.

The story is told honestly from a first hand account. In that respect the focus tends towards the daily running of a concentration camp rather than the genocide for which it is synonymous. It’s about day to day survival, the wooden shoes, the constant toil and unimaginably inhuman conditions. Some aspects of daily life are depicted throughout in unrelenting detail, the striped prisoners shirt and trousers being a good example. The process of replacing a button involves finding one, then a needle and thread to sow it on with, all which will need to be exchanged for the already scarce daily ration of soup.

One of the most shocking aspects of everything that is forced upon the prisoners is the humiliating nature of dehumanization, the process of reducing of a body people to a level far below that of the lowest animal imaginable. For me personally the idea of adults being forced to stand naked in front of each other is for some reason particularly harrowing. Compared to the idea of death itself nudity shouldn’t really be an issue, but I’ve always thought that if humans are stripped of the simple modesty that clothing affords then a collapse in dignity and self respect results. It’s this simple lack of dignity and respect that reduces the characters in the book to the sub human.

Death is never far away, whether it be through simple exhaustion or the grotesquely whimsical nature of selection, the destiny of which is left in no doubt whatsoever. The prisoners submissive resignation in the face of death being the result of a continuous cycle of starvation and grinding brutality, the likes of which formed a pivotal point surrounding ideas of humanity in the 20th century.

The cold also features heavily. The prisoners anticipate winter like it will probably be the one in which they wont survive, day after day of forced labour in freezing conditions often being too much for a starved and essentially naked person. The nature of the cold is beyond the comprehension of the reader, and as with many other aspects of daily life the levels extend beyond the descriptive abilities of any human language.

The fine detail also describes the absurdity of the situation in which the prisoners find themselves. For instance, on arrival they are left naked in a dark room a foot deep in freezing water, thinking that this is for them to bathe they ask for their tooth brushes. Not an unreasonable request given their knowledge at the time, but an utterly insane and even a darkly humorous one in an historical context.

The book also serves as a fascinating insight into the basics of a market economy, the swapping of lumps of bread for a homemade spoon or bowl without which one cannot eat the merge daily ration. The supply, demand and availability of obscure items like a broom, piece of cotton, matchsticks or string. Influence also plays a great part in the mini economy as well as the day to day survival effort, it’s all about who knows who and what that person can steal or make. Even the smallest contact could somehow put a prisoner one step ahead of the next man, which in turn could mean the difference between life and death. With the everyman for himself nature of survival Levi finds himself questioning the behavior of his own people as he does that of his oppressors.

The second book in this edition, The Truce, is an altogether different vibe that details Levis friendships and scrapes as he journeys back to Italy via Russia and eastern Europe. It is a fascinating account of how humans manage to get by through improvisation, bartering and relentless persistence. His description of his traveling companions and how they deal with the unknown nature of almost everything is warm with humility and humor. Like If This Is a Man, Levi refuses to indulge in self pity and hatred, preferring instead to highlight the more positive nature of the human under pressure

At the end of the book the author answers a number of questions that have been asked over the years, like why the Jews didn’t rebel or refuse to go along with the Nazi solution. A ridiculously naive question that I’ve always posed and to which I now know the answer.

If This Is a Man is without doubt one of the most profound stories I’ve read. The human decency and intelligence displayed in the writing has a deeply moving quality that leaves the reader as inspired as it does horrified. Despite everything that occurred Levi manages to tell the story in fine detail and with a brutal honesty. That he manages this without allowing himself to indulge in an understandable hated of Nazism stands as a testimony to his character, that of a fine example of humanity.

Filed under: Europe, Politics, Reading, Romace — admin @ 8:35 pm
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