“Of course you know that there’s one weight heavier than heavyweight in boxing”. Gary spoke with such adult like authority that I had no choice but to believe him. “It’s called the Double heavyweight division. The thing is there’s only ever been one fight between two blokes that were so big that they killed each… Continue reading Gary’s bullshit #1: Double heavyweight boxing
A freebie for CND
I heard on the news this morning that Red Ken is allowing CND to use a building in London, I don’t know which one, for a meeting without having to front the usual £20k. He’s faced the usual criticism from Shagger Norris and other Conservatives about personal interests and such like, but are the Tories… Continue reading A freebie for CND
The old Wembley was crap
The new Wembley stadium already looks awesome with its imposing arch that will eventually hold up the stands. It will be the biggest football stadium in the world and once completed will surely be the pride of the nation, personally I can’t wait for it to be finished. However there is of course the usual… Continue reading The old Wembley was crap
Bullshit: An introduction
Bullshitting is different from lying. Lying is a selfish act usually associated with petty criminals or constructs of institutionalised power – Governments, royalty, greedy businessmen and such like. Bullshitting is different because the perpetrator is not trying to influence you or your actions for any other reason than personal amusement. Basically it’s funny getting people… Continue reading Bullshit: An introduction
Amir Khan, a proper name for a boxer
Sometimes things come along at just the right moment and this summer it’s Amir Khan, the 17 year old Olympic boxer from Bolton. At a time when negative tabloid hysteria regarding Islam must have reached fever pitch, up pops a genuinely talented young man to front it all with dignity, style and attitude. Amir’s conduct… Continue reading Amir Khan, a proper name for a boxer
A Stress free life?
I read in a health book the other day that Tea, Alcohol and Curry should be avoided because they cause unnecessary stress. So without them we’?d all become smug, stress free, friendly and relaxed? I couldn’t think of anything worse, what a nightmare!
Denmark
For Paul and Rickie’s seventies wedding I managed to find a smart black suit in a second hand shop on Hammersmith High Street. I was quite pleased with my buy, which is why I was a bit pissed off when it caught fire after I staggered onto one of those garden candles. You’ll find that… Continue reading Denmark
Fat Colin
Fat Colin, or Fat C*** depending on whether or not his gut has just sent you crashing across the bar, is the other person that reads the Boomablog. Think Greek island, Arsenal top, those mini cigars, Chas ‘n Dave and pints of vodka and orange. Whatever image you have in your head, times it by… Continue reading Fat Colin
Rolf’s Animal Hospital
I didn’t think it was possible but it seems so, it can actually get worse. Monday night on BBC1 and what do we have? The making of Rolf’s Animal Hospital. As if the original serious wasn’t bad enough, they make a program containing interviews with self-important David Brent producers telling us it was great television.… Continue reading Rolf’s Animal Hospital
Kobenhaven
Really knackered after yesterdays marathon drinking session in Melby, Denmark. Paul and Rickie’s 70s wedding proved to be a really good party, everyone had a really good time and of course, got staggeringly pissed. The flight with Easy Jet was an absolute nightmare, I’m starting to wonder whether the genuinely horrible ordeal of their flights… Continue reading Kobenhaven